Why do some entertainers clearly stand out from the rest?
Why do we respect and admire some entertainers more than others?
The answer is now clear. These entertainers are slammed full of awesome particles. But how can this be measured?
For years science has tried to determine why some entertainers are more awesome than others, and now, thanks to tests conducted by Awesome Theory researchers we have found the answer. The entertainers in question have an extremely high amount of free roaming awesome particles. These awesome particles (minuscule ninjas) live in co-existence with the entertainers forming an awesome aura that increases the base awesomeness of the entertainer hundreds of times over. The awesome particles work slightly differently in each entertainer thus providing unique results.
In retrospect, Awesome Theory researches hypothesize that some of the more incredibly stupid entertainers (i.e. Britney Spears) may have what is now known as free roaming stupid particles (minuscule pink elephants) forming a similar aura as in the case of awesome particles auras in awesome entertainers. This is discussed in another axiom