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The p0wning of DiabolicalKitten

Posted by
Oct 25, 2007
Category: Humor
Currently rated
Amazingly Awesome
by 31 users

One of our first users was DiabolicalKitten and he was very vocal at first about the way he thought things should be on the site. I'll be the first to admit that he did have a few good ideas. The problem was that he also had lots of other ideas that did not mesh with what chazinomaha and I were trying to do here. The problem was further exacerbated by the sheer volume of these ideas and the phrasing of them (e.g. you should do xyz).

Users were content at first just to complain about this to me in person or through private messages, or just by posting on the forum that DiabolicalKitten was a whiner and should shut up.

DiabolicalKitten = Douche
DiabolicalKitten: Douche?

It was not long, however, when the brilliant idea of using art as a scathing weapon of p0wnage came to fruition. Here is the first salvo:

Fiddo - Good game jerk!
Salvo 1: Good game, JERK! by Asphyxiate

Of course, one shot, especially when it is this funny, tends to inspire others, even if in the meantime DiabolicalKitten had not made any more offensive posts. That first shot inspired another user to take a couple pot shots of his own:

DiabolicalKitten's posts may made you stick your hand into some gears
Salvo 2: Gears by Tragedy

This salvo, while clever and interesting, was apparently just a warm-up for the next effort which was savage in its humor and self-esteem crushing intensity:

Dear Santa
Salvo 3: Dear Santa by Tragedy

Wow... I was nearly speachless after seeing this. Talk about an over the top smackdown! Lest things get out of hand, at this point chazinomaha and I called off the dogs. But, suffice to say that DiabolicalKitten has not made any more posts like that since!

I have not seen any activity from him in a while, though, and I hope this did not scare him off - that is not what we are about here. The moral of the story is: Be careful what you post in the forums because there are a lot of mean people out there who will make other laugh at your expense!

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Sometimes you just have to take feedback, good or bad.

Comment by: GAZPACHO -- Date: 2008-07-27 12:04:20

oh my gosh, i am dying of laughter over here!! :D

Comment by: beautyrains -- Date: 2008-02-19 01:25:54

Good times.

Comment by: Typewriter -- Date: 2008-01-13 11:16:39

Remember all the arbitrary arguments he'd make at the end of class, keeping us there for 30 minutes or so after we were supposed to leave... I guess it just never ends...

Comment by: NinjaPirate -- Date: 2007-11-21 19:41:22

I think I'll try to IM him when I see him online next and tell him to come back to the site to defend his honor! And if he doesn't defend his honor he is bound by awesome to commit seppuku ...with! A HERRING!!!

Comment by: chazinomaha -- Date: 2007-10-26 10:02:39

Yeah u cant let me win our duel by default!

Comment by: politesc -- Date: 2007-10-26 09:54:04

I didn't know who diabolicalkitten was irl until after my cartoon... poor guy.

Comment by: Asphyxiate -- Date: 2007-10-26 09:14:23

He is a friend of mine and is quite insistent on his opinion sometimes. Hopefully he does come back and talk again with us about that which is awesome.

Comment by: chazinomaha -- Date: 2007-10-25 21:37:11

Come on DiabolicalKitten, we didn't mean it!! Come back and play with us!

Comment by: tragedy -- Date: 2007-10-25 14:01:07


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