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What the Heck is with the Mullets?

Posted by
Nov 11, 2007
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If you have been here before today, you probably immediately noticed a box in the upper left of the site telling you that you had a certain number of mullets.

You have Mullets
You Have Mullets

Lots of questions are likely to be going through your head: What is deal with these mullets? Why do I have them? What can I do with them? How do I get more? Will I get credit for my back mullets? I'll answer those questions one at a time.

What is the deal with these mullets?
Mullets are a new feature here at The Awesome Theory. We have instituted a currency system, and the unit of said currency is the mullet. What you see in the box on every page is how many mullets you have in your Awesome Theory account.

Why do I have them?
You have them because you are a member of The Awesome Theory. We give you 100 mullets just for joining as our way of saying "Thank you".

What can I do with them?
You can spend them, of course! Anywhere you see an image like this:
spend 5
Sample Spend Mullets Image

That means that you can spend your mullets in the amount shown on the button for the effect specified by the button's label. Right now you can only spend your mullets while on Other people's profiles and in The Mullet Store. The Mullet Store currently offers over a dozen ways to spend your mullets.

Also note that we will constantly be adding ways that you can spend your mullets. Upcoming ways include: Buying a discount on Awesome Theory merchandise, purchasing extra uses on rank special abilities once they go live, and buying hints to quiz answers.

How do I get more?
Just about everything you do at The Awesome Theory earns you mullets. When you participate on the site, the site gets better because of that participation so we pay you mullets for it. Here is a partial list of how you can earn mullets: Take the quiz, rate a candidate, blog entry, or game, comment on a candidate, blog entry, or game, answer a question, make posts, vote, submit axioms, and having an axiom canonized.

You may not get mullets every single time you do any of these things, and the amount of mullets you get may vary. The exact system we use to award mullets will not be revealed in an effort to limit abuse. With that said, we have some checks in place and if we notice anyone abusing the system to gain extra mullets, that person will be heavily fined and will find themselves on mullet welfare.

Will I get credit for my back mullets?
If you have been on the site for more than a day, you should notice that you have more than 100 mullets, even though you only get 100 for being a member. We have gone back and looked at your previous site activity and awarded you mullets retroactively according to that activity.

That should be everything you need to know about mullets. I hope you enjoy earning tham and spending them. Have fun!

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that is hilarious! lol

Comment by: CUTiger -- Date: 2008-02-05 00:00:46

The mullet has really grown on me... who thought currency could be business in the front, party in the back?

Comment by: makeyourtime -- Date: 2008-01-20 22:40:28

Mullet equipment = greatest equipment

Comment by: Typewriter -- Date: 2008-01-13 11:12:14

I must find the motherload of muwwets. it must be out there somewhere. daddy needs a bigger weapon!

Comment by: makeyourtime -- Date: 2008-01-12 23:35:11

There are never enough mullets. We need more ways of earning them!

Comment by: NinjaPirate -- Date: 2007-12-26 12:51:04

me liky mullets .. gief more

Comment by: Schussel -- Date: 2007-12-15 17:28:19

Interesting with the negative and positive results from the mullets...

Comment by: NinjaPirate -- Date: 2007-11-21 19:08:04

malcompliant - you're a mullet hunting machine!!

Comment by: tragedy -- Date: 2007-11-21 00:26:31

holy crap - i just gained it back. i'm so i love or hate the mullets...??? so torn!

Comment by: tragedy -- Date: 2007-11-19 22:16:25

Well I just kissed goodbye a submitted axiom. great. thanks rogue mullet. Is anybody else getting ones this bad or am I just unlucky?

Comment by: tragedy -- Date: 2007-11-19 22:14:38

i like this...this is going to help the economy!!!...wait a minute...

Comment by: crazy_train -- Date: 2007-11-12 12:53:23

Having mullets is a bad thing for me, I can't stop spending!!

Comment by: Asno667 -- Date: 2007-11-11 22:07:56

Does having negative mullets mean like part of your skull would be obliterated?

Comment by: chazinomaha -- Date: 2007-11-11 21:59:55


Comment by: Buckramega -- Date: 2007-11-11 21:26:40

I feel like you probably knew what would happen if you did that. I have no pity for you!

Comment by: chazinomaha -- Date: 2007-11-11 20:41:40

I seem to have gotten negative mullets... I bought a submitted axiom from the store and clicked refresh. Help!

Comment by: politesc -- Date: 2007-11-11 19:26:53

Mullets ftw! great new addition to the site guys

Comment by: Nemesis -- Date: 2007-11-11 11:30:47

I like it - but had a question....see the forum.

Comment by: tragedy -- Date: 2007-11-11 10:37:35


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