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The Real Inspiration of Star Wars


Posted by
Buckramega
Nov 15, 2007
Category: Interesting
Currently rated
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by 28 users

Most of you probably think that George Lucas just came up with all that Star Wars stuff on his own (or by stealing ideas from other movies) sometime in the last 60's or early 70's. Well, you would be wrong. The truth is that aliens told him and the government has been covering it up for over 60 years. The following picture provides the irrefutable evidence:

Brown Gold
X-wing in 1942


This alien vessel crash landed on an aircraft carrier in July 1942. The troops onboard the carrier were told it was a part of a top secret military jet program and that if they told anyone about it they would be imprisoned for life for treason.

The alien pilot of the craft, named Duke Flyhopper, looked remarkably like a human and told one guy on the ship about his story of laser swords and wrinkly old men in a whiny voice. That man was George Lucas's uncle and told young George these stories. George knew they were true and vowed to tell the world about the heroism of Duke Flyhopper. Thus, the Star Wars saga was born.


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Nice image.

Comment by: Typewriter -- Date: 2008-01-13 11:11:15

I knew it!

Comment by: Nemesis -- Date: 2007-11-16 03:05:40

nice - I caught that......

Comment by: tragedy -- Date: 2007-11-15 14:51:18

Personally, I thought Jar Jar was funny...

Comment by: CUTiger -- Date: 2007-11-15 14:42:04

But which is better the Force or the Schwartz? Battle Idea!

Comment by: Asno667 -- Date: 2007-11-15 12:58:33

For the same reason he made Jar Jar a major character and mis-labeled sentient clumps of awesome particles as midiclorians

Comment by: Buckramega -- Date: 2007-11-15 12:50:58

Why in the world would he change an AWESOME name like Duke Flyhopper for something lame like Luke Skywalker. Maybe you assume too much.

Comment by: tragedy -- Date: 2007-11-15 12:41:23

1. Star Wars is real - that is the point of the article
2. Duke Flyhopper = Luke Skywalker... I thought that was obvious.

Comment by: Buckramega -- Date: 2007-11-15 12:16:51

He wanted to protect his identity lest the remaining Sith come and find him for revealing their plots.

Comment by: chazinomaha -- Date: 2007-11-15 12:12:43

So why the heck wasn't Duke Flyhopper in the movies??

Comment by: tragedy -- Date: 2007-11-15 11:45:38

So wait...Star Wars isnt real?

Comment by: politesc -- Date: 2007-11-15 11:07:11

I bet the ID4 ufo in area 51 was real too wasn't it? WASN'T IT!!?

Comment by: chazinomaha -- Date: 2007-11-15 11:06:19

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