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Athiests and Christians can agree


Posted by
Buckramega
Feb 25, 2008
Category: Humor
Currently rated
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by 30 users

Clearly, Christians and Atheists have certain views which can potentially make rationalized discourse between the two impossible. Most of you reading this are probably either a Christian or an Agnostic/Atheist. Actually, many people who claim to be Atheists are really Agnostic. From Wikipedia: Agnostics claim either that it is not possible to have absolute or certain knowledge of the existence of God or gods; or, alternatively, that while individual certainty may be possible, they personally have no knowledge. Alternatively, atheists believe that deities do not exist. So to sum up: Atheists say, "There is no God." Agnostics say, "Meh."

With that aside, this is one absolute certainly that both Christians and Atheists can agree on, and it is depicted in the comic below

Beating up Scientologists

Now, The Awesome Theory does not condone randomly beating up people merely because they are Scientologists, as that is illegal. But, it should probably be illegal to be stupid enough to believe in Scientology in the first place. Even Charles Mansen, just before murdering a bunch of people, rejected Scientology as "too crazy." So, instead of beating Scientologists to a pulp, try these things instead:

Say things like:

Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person!

I blow my nose at you, so-called Scien-turd-agists, you and all your silly Body Theeeeeeeetans!

I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper!

I fart in your general direction!

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

Go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!

Yes, depart at this time and don't be approaching any more, or we fire arrows at the tops of your heads and make castanets out of your testicles already!

If the Scientologist insists on explaining what he/she believes and/or why, there here is the perfect answer:

What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Most of the French taunting too... I was with you until the direct quote. The cartoon was classic though.

Comment by: NinjaPirate -- Date: 2008-06-04 15:54:21

test comment edited

Comment by: beautyrains -- Date: 2008-05-31 16:19:17

Scientology FTF For the fail

Comment by: Typewriter -- Date: 2008-02-26 14:41:33

Nice Billy Madison reference... classic!

Comment by: CUTiger -- Date: 2008-02-25 23:38:37

this blog wins...lmao!!

Comment by: crazy_train -- Date: 2008-02-25 16:07:55

That comic is...wait for it......AWESOME!

Comment by: tragedy -- Date: 2008-02-25 12:11:39

Those pictures make me laugh, and remind me of the "Rejected" video with the silly hats.

Comment by: Irish -- Date: 2008-02-25 10:54:53

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