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The Worst Song Ever!


Posted by
Buckramega
May 3, 2008
Category: Humor
Currently rated
Meh
by 17 users

This song is truly a hilarious horrid mess. You can all thank tragedy for pointing me to it. I absolutely had to share it with all of you. Below is the original text about the song.



An online poll conducted in the '90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people's least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity, specifically engineered to sound unpleasant to the maximum percentage of listeners. The song is not new, but it recently resurfaced on Dial "M" for Musicology.

Amazingly, this "most unwanted music" contains little dissonance -- that would have been too easy. For the most part, they seem to have tried to assemble these elements in a listenable way.

Komar & Melamid and David Soldier's list of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children's chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It's actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone. (We didn't think that was possible either.)

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Yeah, I found this song a few months ago, and just irritate rangermk I played it a few times straight in the office. Good times.

Comment by: Tombroski -- Date: 2008-08-06 17:06:23

Awesome. LOLZ

Comment by: MommaPill -- Date: 2008-08-02 22:13:52

It takes talent to be this bad. Gotta give 'em props.

Comment by: GAZPACHO -- Date: 2008-07-27 12:08:52

The opening wasn't horrendous, but it got really bad with the rap opera... The lyrics kind of remind me of 'Robin Hood: Men in Tights...'

Comment by: NinjaPirate -- Date: 2008-06-04 15:23:04

This song is too hilarious to be bad. I love it......The description is the best "George Stephanopoulos", "the concept of children in general" - LOLZ.

Comment by: tragedy -- Date: 2008-05-04 08:28:45

Some parts are really bad, but the opera rapping parts are great and some of the randomness is just funny!

Comment by: Buckramega -- Date: 2008-05-03 21:29:40

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