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 Post subject: Yo Mama
PostPosted: Thu Dec 18, 2008 5:49 pm 
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Yo mama so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

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 Post subject: Re: Yo Mama
PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:06 pm 
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yo mama is so stupid she though the Pentagon was where people worshipped the devil.

Hey, maybe that is true after all - ZING!

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 Post subject: Re: Yo Mama
PostPosted: Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:21 pm 
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Yo mama smells so bad people drop old refridgerators on her because they think she's a landfill.

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 Post subject: Re: Yo Mama
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yo mana is so fat I tried to drive around her but ran out of gas.

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 Post subject: Re: Yo Mama
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Yo mama's hair's so knappy, she makes Carrot Top look like he's Amish.

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 Post subject: Re: Yo Mama
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Your mama stinks so bad she fumigates houses just by walking inside

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 Post subject: Re: Yo Mama
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Yo mama's so dumb she's voted for Walter Mondale for the last six election cycles.

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 Post subject: Re: Yo Mama
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Yo mama is so fat, the International Astronomical Union has classified her as a planetoid.

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 Post subject: Re: Yo Mama
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Yo mama is so dyslexic, she's waiting until the 61st of the month to watch the Battlestar Galactica premier. Huh... I guess she's dyslexic and stupid.

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 Post subject: Re: Yo Mama
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Yo mama is so fat, every earthquake in the last 20 years coincides with the times she has gotten off the couch.

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 Post subject: Re: Yo Mama
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Yo mama's so stank, the rats don't even wanna live in her trailer.

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