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 Post subject: This pic needs incorporated into an axiom somehow!!
PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 5:08 pm 
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Here's a thought: Paradoxes.

There are many paradoxes that exist in this world. Cats and toast, the chicken and the egg, and so on. Each of these paradoxes is actually stupid and awesome confronting each other in perfect equilibrium. Because there is such close proximity between awesome and stupid, you get the controversy surrounding the paradox. Yet neither side has enough force to defeat the other, thus, the unsolvability of the paradox. In addition, the awesome and stupid particles bounce off of one another, yet always manage to come back to confront one another yet again, as if in a circle. This explains the circular logic that confronts someone when attempting to grasp a paradox.

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 Post subject: cat = stupid?
PostPosted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:11 pm 
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So since buttered toast is yummy that would mean the cat is stupid?

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 Post subject: Re: cat = stupid?
PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 6:07 am 
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nodhmo wrote:
So since buttered toast is yummy that would mean the cat is stupid?


Uhhhhh, no, and I really don't understand the "logic" here...

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cats always coming down on their paws is awesome, toast always falling on the buttered part is stupid!

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 Post subject: hate cats
PostPosted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 10:21 pm 
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I just hate cats :D

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Cats are Awesome, LOLcats are ftw.

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 Post subject: LOLcats
PostPosted: Thu Feb 07, 2008 11:33 pm 
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Well they are cute and fun to look at but I would not swerve to avoid them.

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I agree with Nemesis. I flip my cats all the time, yet they always seem to land on their feet in a single manifestation of awesome. As long as you really want to eat that jam covered toast, it will always manifest in stupidity and land on the jam.


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 Post subject: Re: This pic needs incorporated into an axiom somehow!!
PostPosted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 8:24 pm 
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So anybody have a good idea to write something official for this so we can get submitted status?

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