Paraphrased from the Walken Holy Bible, Cowbell 3:19-26. When the great lord Christopher Walken laid on his deathbed, he called for his followers. When the followers arrived they could not look upon the great lord for they were not worthy. "My legacy must live on" spoke the great lord, "the future still requires more cowbell." The great lord called each follower to his bedside and stabbed each in the face with the holy soldering iron. Thus the followers were assimilated to the likeness of the great lord. Forming the W.A.S.P. (Walken's Assimilated Sacred Prophets), they carried out their mission to ensure the future indeed had more cowbell. Appearing in numerous films, shows, and even music videos the legacy of the great lord lives on even today.