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Wait, I thought they all looked like John Travolta in Battlefield Earth...

Comment by: NinjaPirate -- Date: 2008-06-04 16:15:51

Thought he was in jail

Comment by: nodhmo -- Date: 2008-05-16 04:19:35

don't like any candidate that i can't look square in their eyes and at least see the whites of their eyes!

Comment by: makeyourtime -- Date: 2008-01-20 01:06:14

Why does he look like the stereotypical alien off bad movies and tv shows? Oh right, Hubbard was a moron when it came to stuff like this. Why to people buy into his crap again?

Comment by: NinjaPirate -- Date: 2008-01-16 03:00:12

I thought Brak was the only intergalactic space pirate! Any Space Ghost fans in the hizzouse????!!!

Comment by: tragedy -- Date: 2008-01-15 16:51:51

Isn't he the mortal enemy of Scientologists? That should make him our friend.

Comment by: Typewriter -- Date: 2008-01-11 12:47:04

Come out of the closet or R. Kelly is going to kill some bitc....

Comment by: NinjaPirate -- Date: 2007-12-29 20:11:22

Come out of the closet, xenu

Comment by: politesc -- Date: 2007-12-29 17:42:10

Help me Tom Cruise! Save me with your witchcraft!

Comment by: rangermk -- Date: 2007-12-28 23:19:23

This guy just isn't convincing. Perhaps if he modified his platform I might not have the urge to flip out and kill him.

Comment by: NinjaPirate -- Date: 2007-12-26 08:34:51

Haha, yea I think Dr. Evil would've hijacked his Hydrogen Bomb and held the world hostage for.......1 Million Dollars!

Comment by: politesc -- Date: 2007-11-16 10:41:19

Xemu? Like half intergalactic space tyrant have emu? Where are the feathers! I am NOT convinced!

Comment by: chazinomaha -- Date: 2007-10-30 20:42:17

You know, they say his name could actually be "Xemu" instead - apparently, L Ron could not make up his mind when he made all this crap up, or perhaps his penmanship was just too sloppy.

Comment by: Buckramega -- Date: 2007-10-29 10:34:48

Genghis Kahn certainly was a badass.

Comment by: chazinomaha -- Date: 2007-10-27 12:43:24

It goes without saying that being named Xenu is synonymous with Ultimately Stupid. It's just not cool. At least, upgrade to something a little more palatable, like something with the name Kahn in it. It worked for the Mongols.

Comment by: makeyourtime -- Date: 2007-10-27 09:09:29

Xenu has been abducting Whitley Strieber for years! Haven't you people ever read "Communion"?!?!? He's on the cover for fucksakes!

Comment by: bubble&scrape -- Date: 2007-10-26 01:19:09

I bet his head is pretty soft and easy to SMASH!

Comment by: chazinomaha -- Date: 2007-10-23 18:30:52

This guy is the incarnation of ultimate stupid, but at least he likes blowing stuff up.

Comment by: Buckramega -- Date: 2007-10-22 15:23:51
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