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Would you legally name your child Douche Nozzle to win 1 million dollars?

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of course ... hell id change my own name

Comment by: Manutebol -- Date: 2008-08-27 13:29:45

yes

Comment by: Rawr -- Date: 2008-08-25 14:02:31

Yes, without hesitation

Comment by: Typewriter -- Date: 2008-07-30 11:11:41

Yes... .then I would change their name...

Comment by: Bushism -- Date: 2008-03-20 09:26:32

if i had twins, do I get two million?

Comment by: makeyourtime -- Date: 2008-01-27 02:15:07

sure. it would only cost me $700 to legally change the name to something more reasonable, such as mike crapbag.

Comment by: makeyourtime -- Date: 2008-01-27 00:13:08

no

Comment by: Vortex -- Date: 2008-01-22 08:42:16

Nope. Wouldn't fly in a court anyway.

Comment by: SamuraiPizzaCat -- Date: 2008-01-20 01:07:36

ofcourse, name change doesn't cost that much = win

Comment by: Daens -- Date: 2008-01-19 00:01:05

that surely explains all the fuss around the stealth abilities :P

Comment by: Nemesis -- Date: 2008-01-18 01:31:38

(Thick English Accent) Well that's no ordinary chick. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered chick you ever set eyes on!

Comment by: rangermk -- Date: 2008-01-16 22:56:31

politesc is a chick? wow - i had that pegged wrong....

Comment by: tragedy -- Date: 2008-01-16 21:59:25

@Politesc - so sebastian was your maiden name?

Comment by: Buckramega -- Date: 2008-01-16 17:17:32

I have to admit I would be tempted, but I wouldn't do it.

Comment by: Buckramega -- Date: 2008-01-16 17:17:02

Nope

Comment by: tragedy -- Date: 2008-01-16 14:11:09

I dont think i would do it. My last name used to be Sebastian and that was hard enough goin through elementary school when the little mermaid came out...douche nozzle would probably be a bit worse than that.

Comment by: politesc -- Date: 2008-01-16 10:51:26

i heard this one couple wanted to name their kid "4real" but the court said they couldn't because it had a number in it. so they ended up naming it "superman". potheads. as for me, i'd probably do it because i'd have all the money i'd need to support that child and the rest of my family. besides, i could legally change it once i've gotten the money. :) unless it's against the rules to change it afterwards... then i wouldn't do it.

Comment by: beautyrains -- Date: 2008-01-16 10:21:30

slate makes a good point, but no i would never do something terrible like that to someone for personal gain.

Comment by: chazinomaha -- Date: 2008-01-16 07:44:28

Well, Legally Speaking, I can almost guarantee you something like this would go to court and they wouldn't allow you to name the child that.

Comment by: Asno667 -- Date: 2008-01-16 07:41:05

You can always legally change it. If anyone finds out, just say it was for $1mil, who cares?

Comment by: NinjaPirate -- Date: 2008-01-16 03:08:07

My child no I would not. Start calling someone else's child that absolutely

Comment by: nodhmo -- Date: 2008-01-16 00:04:36

No, people who give their kids stupid names are giant douchebags.

Comment by: Dogmeat -- Date: 2008-01-16 00:04:26


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