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At what age does a person become old?

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Comment by: Zach Morris -- Date: 2008-11-17 22:15:23

up until recently i would have said 30, changed that to 45 for my sake though.

Comment by: Rawr -- Date: 2008-08-25 15:00:12

When they can no longer control their rectum.

Comment by: SamuraiPizzaCat -- Date: 2008-08-15 18:12:11

A person becomes old when they say they are such. My grandparents are 74 and 80 this year and they still travel the world. Heck they just got back from a month long trip to Mexico.

Comment by: maxxian -- Date: 2008-03-31 12:18:55

55-60, depending on the person. My parents are in their early 50s, and they're far from old. They're still like big kids, and probably will be forever.. it's a great example to aspire to.

Comment by: Irish -- Date: 2008-02-25 13:19:34

go ask dan courtney.

Comment by: makeyourtime -- Date: 2008-02-07 23:05:34


Comment by: Bushism -- Date: 2008-02-05 12:12:42

at whatever age you start shrinking in height.

Comment by: makeyourtime -- Date: 2008-01-27 02:17:09

when you start beginning your sentences with, "Back in my day..."

Comment by: makeyourtime -- Date: 2008-01-27 00:24:31

Well you peak at 42, so if it's all downhill from there...

Comment by: Typewriter -- Date: 2008-01-10 09:16:34

True, but it can also be contracted at that age as well. Regardless, I still think it's a poor judge of age.

Comment by: NinjaPirate -- Date: 2008-01-10 08:13:12

When they decide to become "Mature" and stop being fun. Examples: When a person decides that farts are no longer funny. When a person chooses not to go to an establishment because "That's only where young people hang out". When a person looks down on others for performing activities that are "only for kids", such as video games.

Comment by: rangermk -- Date: 2008-01-09 21:39:23

haha, sorrizzle my bizzle

Comment by: politesc -- Date: 2008-01-09 14:38:51

wow I so didn't need to read those last two comments. TMI forizzle!

Comment by: chazinomaha -- Date: 2008-01-09 09:26:26

Thats cuz the ppl that get VD at ages 20-30 dont always get the curable kind. Just cuz someone has a VD doesnt mean they got it that day, those old ppl could have had it for 40 years, doesnt necessarily mean they are always gettin busy

Comment by: politesc -- Date: 2008-01-09 08:16:38

As for the 20-30, I could name a couple people back at AFWA that I know fall into this category. I speak not for myself, regardless of what you may think. As for the old people comments, read any statistics on venerial diseases. They two most common age groups are 18 to 28 and 65 throught 75 or something close to that. Ignorance is bliss, but the truth is funny and yet disturbing.

Comment by: NinjaPirate -- Date: 2008-01-09 05:09:55

I think Ninjapirate had a traumatizing experiance last time he visited his grandparents.

Comment by: Nemesis -- Date: 2008-01-09 00:09:08

A person becomes old when they can date someone half their age and not break any laws.

Comment by: Ted_The_Destroyer -- Date: 2008-01-08 23:44:24

42!!!! BWAAAHAHHAAHAHAHAAA OK - Maybe only buck will think that's funny.

Comment by: tragedy -- Date: 2008-01-08 20:38:47

whenever you start to feel old is when you're old.

Comment by: beautyrains -- Date: 2008-01-08 16:38:27

40ish, but it really depends. I also like Nodhmo's answer

Comment by: Buckramega -- Date: 2008-01-08 13:37:07

ROFL, I had to stop myself from crying when i read Ninjapirate's last post! I wonder who he is talking about in the last sentence of it?! Not every 20-30 yr old doesnt get any.

Comment by: politesc -- Date: 2008-01-08 13:32:04

Good answer nodhmo

Comment by: chazinomaha -- Date: 2008-01-08 11:26:24

I would have to say 10 years older than whatever my age is at the time of being asked this question.

Comment by: nodhmo -- Date: 2008-01-08 10:50:25

No, I just know a ton of people that are in the health care system and a few that work in nursing homes. I think it's a poor judge of age. Besides some of the married people under 30 probably don't get as much as you think they do either. Hell I know some single 20 to 30 year olds that don't see any action.

Comment by: NinjaPirate -- Date: 2008-01-08 10:38:40


Comment by: Ted_The_Destroyer -- Date: 2008-01-08 10:22:30

Oh and btw, I say about 60 ur old.

Comment by: politesc -- Date: 2008-01-08 09:05:02

Ninjapirate, how do you know that old ppl in homes homes are sexually active? Did you do a college study on it or something?

Comment by: politesc -- Date: 2008-01-08 09:04:46

ninjapirate - i really could have gone all day without hearing that...thanks... as for being old, you are old when you start to think you are "getting to old for this ^&*("

Comment by: crazy_train -- Date: 2008-01-08 09:00:54

as soon as they start acting it

Comment by: chazinomaha -- Date: 2008-01-08 08:57:26

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