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Awesome Rank System at the Awesome Theory

Rank Level 0
Scientologist
Scientologist
Minimum Requirements
Forum PostsQuiz ScoreVotes CastDuel PointsAxioms SubmittedAxioms Canonized
000000
Nothing imaginable is more stupid than a sentient being believing in Xenu, so it makes sense that a Scientologist is the lowest rank.

Rank Level 1
Rubber Dog Turd
Rubber Dog Turd
Minimum Requirements
Forum PostsQuiz ScoreVotes CastDuel PointsAxioms SubmittedAxioms Canonized
111000
While only a slight step up from Scientologist, at least Rubber Dog Turds have some dignity - after all, they are not Scientologists.

Rank Level 2
Pink Peeps
Pink Peeps
Minimum Requirements
Forum PostsQuiz ScoreVotes CastDuel PointsAxioms SubmittedAxioms Canonized
5255000
Pink Peeps are pretty stupid, and pretty stupid looking. They are only slightly less stupid than a Rubber Dog Turd so this ranks fits perfectly.

Rank Level 3
Mullet Farmer
Mullet Farmer
Minimum Requirements
Forum PostsQuiz ScoreVotes CastDuel PointsAxioms SubmittedAxioms Canonized
1050201000
Mullet Farming is a thankless and difficult job, but someone has to do it. Mullet Farmers know good mullets when they see them.

Rank Level 4
Mullet Vendor
Mullet Vendor
Minimum Requirements
Forum PostsQuiz ScoreVotes CastDuel PointsAxioms SubmittedAxioms Canonized
15554010000
Mullet Vendors purchase fresh mullets from Mullet Farmers and sell them to the general populace

Rank Level 5
LOLcat
LOLcat
Minimum Requirements
Forum PostsQuiz ScoreVotes CastDuel PointsAxioms SubmittedAxioms Canonized
25606537500
LOLcats are usually cute and/or funny and thus are higher up on the Awesome chain.

Rank Level 6
Awesome Acolyte
Awesome Acolyte
Minimum Requirements
Forum PostsQuiz ScoreVotes CastDuel PointsAxioms SubmittedAxioms Canonized
35709575010
Awesome Acolytes have just begun their formal training in the Awesome Arts.

Rank Level 7
Gorilla Guerilla
Gorilla Guerilla
Minimum Requirements
Forum PostsQuiz ScoreVotes CastDuel PointsAxioms SubmittedAxioms Canonized
4575130150030
Gorilla Guerillas can be counted on to use asymetric irregular warfare tactics against entrenched forces of stupid everywhere.

Rank Level 8
Awesome Assassin
Awesome Assassin
Minimum Requirements
Forum PostsQuiz ScoreVotes CastDuel PointsAxioms SubmittedAxioms Canonized
6080170300050
Awesome Assassins seek out and destroy legendary incarnations of stupid.

Rank Level 9
Theorist of Awesome
Theorist of Awesome
Minimum Requirements
Forum PostsQuiz ScoreVotes CastDuel PointsAxioms SubmittedAxioms Canonized
8085215600071
Theorists of Awesome have delved in the science of discovering what is Awesome and are now enlightening others with their discoveries.

Rank Level 10
Incarnation of Awesome
Incarnation of Awesome
Minimum Requirements
Forum PostsQuiz ScoreVotes CastDuel PointsAxioms SubmittedAxioms Canonized
1259030012000103
Incarnations of Awesome have shed their fleshly shells and become beacons of pure Awesome.

Rank Level 11
Ninja
Ninja
Minimum Requirements
Forum PostsQuiz ScoreVotes CastDuel PointsAxioms SubmittedAxioms Canonized
2009540024000206
What could possibly be more Awesome than a Ninja? During the two seconds you think about that, a single Ninja could have killed you 90 kajillion times without you even knowing it was coming.

Special Ranks

Not everyone falls into the typical rank structure. A few privileged individuals are bequeathed a special rank. Are you interested in escaping the rank rat race and acquiring a special rank? The Awesome Theory needs a few talented individuals: a skilled Flash developer, a skilled artist, and a phpbb template designer. Other skills could be utilized as well. Go to the Forum and post if you can help out.

Awesome
Dragon
Awesome Dragon
Rank Holder:Buckramega
Primary Duties:Site Architect, coder, graphic designer, DBA, Forum Admin
Buckramega earned his special rank primarily by discovering the original revelation of awesome and then co-founding this web site to educate the masses. He is fully or partially responsible for all the original 7 Axioms of Awesome. He developed the rank system, created all of the site's original graphics, and came up with the voting idea.

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Mr. Saturn KAY-O
DOING! Mr. Saturn KAY-O
Rank Holder:Chazinomaha
Primary Duties:Complex code-database interaction, DBA, Admin form creator, Forum Moderator
Chazinomaha earned his special rank by helping to crystallize the vision of awesome and then co-founding this web site to educate the masses. He is fully or partially responsible all of the original 7 Axioms of Awesome. He thought up and implemented the Awesome Quiz and also wrote all of the code to handle the voting system.

Mandalore
Mandalore
Rank Holder:Chunk
Primary Duties:Graphics and image creator and modifier
Chunk earned his special rank by becoming the primary graphics guy for hte site. He has done many of the monster and item graphics, the Awesome Slots graphic and more.
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